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part 3


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2009-04-12 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Alfred woke up to the sound of his cell phone ringing and loud yelling coming from outside his house. He rolled over and grabbed Texas and put it on to see where his phone was.

"Argh. Who is calling this early on a Sunday morning?" he groaned as he reached for his phone on the night stand. He pressed talk and was soon assulted with wild cursing.

'Of course. Arthur.'


"Did what?" asked Alfred as he sat up in bed. 'What is that noise out side?' he thought as he pinched the bridge of his nose.


"No, seriously. I have no idea what you are talking about."

"Turn on your damn t.v. to your news channel!"

Alfred sighed. "Fine. Fine. I will. Just stop yelling," said Alfred as he grabbed the remote and turned on the t.v. to CNN.

They were showing a live video of a house that was surrounded by the press and the police. Wolf Blizter was on talking and walking in front of the of the live feed of the house that looked very familiar to Alfred....

"...and here we are showing you all the house of the supposed personification of The United States of America. An anonymous source called us a few days ago with proof that a man named Alfred F. Jones, age 19, was the personification of the U.S. Not only that, they gave us the names and locations of the other supposed personifications of other countries. Here are some of names we have of the others. They are Matthew Williams of Canada, age 19, Arthur Kirkland of England, age 23, Francis Bonnefoy of France, age 26, Ivan Braginsky of Russia, age unknown and many more that you can find on If you are just tuning in and do not believe us, the source gave us many pictures, which have been confirmed authentic by our experts." said Blizter as he pressed a button. The live feed disappeared behind him and a black a white picture appeared. It showed Alfred, Ivan, and Arthur standing the background behind their bosses.

"Here is a photo dated November 30, 1943 at the Tehran Conference. Here you can clearly see behind Stalin, FDR, and Churchill Mr. Jones, Mr Braginsky, and Mr. Kirkland," said the reporter pointing to each one. he clicked the button again and a new picture had appeared. "Here is a photo taken after the fall of Berlin in 1945 with Jones, Braginsky, and Kirkland looking the same as they did two years before." The reporter clicked the button again.

"This is the final nail in the coffin. This picture was taken at the recent G20 meeting that shows Jones, Kirkland and Braginsky looking no older than they did 63 years ago. What does this mean? Are they immortals or are they really the personifications of their countries? Our analysts will be discussing this at the top of the hour...Next is Lou Dobbs on how does this make Americans feel....."

Alfred had long since tuned out the reporter and had his mouth open in shock. The remote dropped from his hand and he was twitching.

"Holy shit," he whispered. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! Arthur! Who in the hell told them?! Who gave them those pictures!?" he screamed into the phone.

"How in the hell should I know!? I thought it was you! I only found out when I went outside for the morning post and was attacked by reporters!" screamed Arthur back.

"This is bad Arthur. This is really, really bad! What should we do?"

"Don't look outside, don't go outside. I bet our bosses are trying to find a way to fix this with out us getting hurt and from chaos from happening. Who knows what the people will do. They only people who seem not to care are Greece's and Japan's."
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You Can't Hide Forever 1/?


2009-04-12 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

And that is the title for the above fill. Anon is stupid today.
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You Can't Hide Forever 2/?


2009-04-12 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

I might make this a long runner if the OP doesn't mind.

“Of course they wouldn’t,” muttered Alfred. Then, his phone beeped, telling him that he had call coming in. He looked at the screen and it said MATT on it.

“Hold on a sec, Arthur. It’s Matt,” said Alfred.

“Okay. Just repeat everything I just told you to your brother.”

“I will,” he said before switching over to his twin brother.

“ALFRED! What did you do!?” yelled Matthew, “I open my window to get some fresh spring air into my house and I'm greeted by reporters calling me CANADA. Not my human name but Canada! They know!”

“Despite popular belief, I had no hand in this! I just woke up and found out myself,” said Alfred.

“How did they know? Who found out about us and told everyone? We were so careful in making sure we didn’t stay in one place to long. You never told anyone who you were right?” asked Matthew.

“I don’t know. I move every two years, so no one would notice that I don't age. I do have my main house in D.C. but I only stay there if I need to. And even then, I mostly sleep in the White House. And in people I've told, I’ve only told people who I was when they were dying, when they were too young to remember it later, or to soldiers for morale or for comfort. And even then they swore never to tell. The people in the White House and in the government know since my states have their own personifications,” said Alfred as he leaned against his head board, “And those are the only ones who are supposed to know...”

“You told children who you are?”

“What parent would believe their child if they said they met America?”


“Arthur said we should stay low until our bosses straighten out this mess.”

“That would be for the best. I have enough food to last a while....” said Matthew quietly over the phone. Then he let out a sad sigh, “We are never going to be left alone again after this, are we?”
Alfred thought about it for a few seconds. He wanted to lie to his twin brother and tell him that everything would be fine and they would be left alone, but he couldn’t. “I...I don’t know Matt. I really don’t,” he replied sadly. “Anyway, I have Arthur on the other line....So I’ll talk to you later. Good bye.”

“Good bye, Al,” said Matthew before he hung up.

Alfred ran a hand through his hair before clicking back over to Arthur.

When he did he heard yelling in the back ground.

“Mr. Kirkland! Mr. Kirkland! Are there personifications of Scotland and Wales? Or did you kill them? Why are running? Please answer our questions!” said the voice of one reporter.

“GET OUT OF MY HOME!!” Alfred heard Arthur roar.

“The public needs to know! They deserve this after being lied to all this time!!

“THEY WERE NEVER LIED TO! Now get out my home before I force you out!”

“How are you going to do that, Mr. Kirkland? Use Magic on us?” taunted a different reporter.

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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 2/?


2009-04-12 07:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

This is amazing. It's hillarious. I am going to be refresing this page constantly.
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You Can't Hide Forever 3/?


2009-04-12 08:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

Alfred’s eyes widened. ‘Don’t do it, Arthur. Don’t do it!’ he thought.

“No. I will call the police and all of you will be arrested for invading my home. Now all of you both leave now and not go to jail or you leave in handcuffs. Your choice.

“We will leave for now, Mr. Kirkland, but we will be back and you will have to answer our questions then.

Alfred heard a door slam and then sound of doors being locked and the scrape of furniture moving.
After all the sounds stopped, he deemed it safe to speak.

“Hey Arthur, are you okay now?” he asked.

“You heard that?” Arthur groaned. “Yes. I’m fine now. Stupid reporters.... they broke two of my tea cups...”

“How did they get inside your home?”

“They found an open window and climbed after you started to talk to Matthew.”

“Ah,” Alfred paused, “You weren’t really going to use magic on them, were you?”

“Oh I wanted to, but that would be adding fuel to the fire. They don’t need to know that part of me just yet. Speaking of which, maybe there is something I could use to help us out in my books. I need to go and search and clean up this mess.”

“Okay. Bye Arthur and no drinking and no Britannia Angel!”

Arthur scoffed before hanging up.

Alfred slid under his bed sheets again, wanting to sleep it all away until remembered what happened to Arthur and got up to double check his house and to blockade the doors.

“I wonder how the others are doing?” he thought aloud. “I hope nothing bad will happen to the others....”

In Berlin

Ludwig rolled over to the other side the bed he shared with Feliciano. It was still warm and smelled of basil and other rich smells. Feliciano had gotten up to cook lunch for them a little earlier and told him to stay in bed until he finished. The wonderful smell of homemade Italian food and Feliciano's humming wafted throughout the house.

Ludwig was about to snuggle unto the pillow when he heard a loud crash and Feliciano’s scream. He jumped up. “He must’ve dropped something,” muttered Ludwig. He was about to get back into the bed when he heard Feliciano’s voice.

“W-Who are you?!” he heard Feliciano cry out in fear.





Ludwig’s eyes widened in fear and he ran to the open bed room door and screamed, “FELICIANO!!!”

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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 3/?


2009-04-12 09:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

as;dfjk ITALY! D:



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You Can't Hide Forever 4/?


2009-04-12 11:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

I didn't say all of it would be funny....

Ludwig ran down the stairs as the gunshots continued to fire and the man continued to yell “DIE! DIE!! AND GO TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG!!!”

“FELICIANO!” cried Ludwig, “FELICIANO! Please answer!!”

Ludwig reached the wide kitchen entrance and came face to face with an old man holding a revolver. Feliciano was in a corner, cowering in fear and letting out small sobs.

He turned it on Ludwig. “You should die for what you did to my family,” said the old man. “They died because of your “Final Solution”!!” The man put his thumb on the hammer. “Why do you get to live forever when my loved ones didn’t even get to live until they were old?!”

Ludwig closed his eyes when it looked like the man would fire the gun. He knew he wouldn’t die, but it would still hurt. ‘How did he know that we were countries?’ he thought.

Instead of a gunshot, he heard a loud clang and a groan as a body fell to the floor. Ludwig opened his eyes to see the man on the floor and his brother, Gilbert, standing behind him holding a cast iron frying pan.


Gilbert kicked the gun of reach of the man and proceeded to tie him up. “I was in my room packing when I heard the gunshots and came down the back stairway. You should probably check on Feliciano.”

Ludwig had reached where Feliciano was cowering in the corner with his eyes tightly shut and his hands over his ears. There weren’t any wounds on him but there were many bullet holes around him. The old man was a terrible shot. He knelt down and put a hand on his shoulder.

“Feliciano. It’s okay now,” said Ludwig in a soft voice. Feliciano opened his eyes to see Ludwig and tears began to form as he launched himself at him to form a tight hug.

“L-Ludwig! I was so scared! He-He just broke in and-and...He knew what I am and what you are!” sobbed Feliciano.

“That is why you two need to go up stairs and start packing. Someone has leaked to the whole world who we all are and where we live. He was just the beginning of the repercussions of it,” said Gilbert gesturing to the man on the floor. “More will come and we need to be gone before they arrive. Do you still have that house southeast of Munich? The one in the middle of nowhere and near Austria’s border?”

“Yes. But that’s 724 km away Gilbert! That will take all day!” said Ludwig as he helped Feliciano up.

“Then you better get packing. They might be on their way now. I already called Brandenburg and Berlin, they will arrive in a few minutes to take your dogs. I’ll start packing food. We are going to be there for a while.....”

In Moscow

Ivan looked outside his window at the crowds of people. Many were praising him, but a great number of his people his children cursed his very existence. He was eerily reminded of the cold January day and promptly closed his curtains before the memories completely resurfaced.

Ivan began to quietly laugh, “Kolkolkolkolkol....” as he walked away from the window and out of the room.

He will find out who told and they will pay......
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OP present!


2009-04-13 12:41 am (UTC) (Link)

OP!anon does not mind at all if you make this long.

In fact, please continue. ♥
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Writer!Anon present!


2009-04-13 10:18 am (UTC) (Link)

Okay sure! Yeah I can't do short fanfics as proven with the fact that I am expanding on my Yandere!Lativa and Sealand fill I did a few pages back and adding a prequel and a sequel.

It will take me a while to crank this one out because of college things.
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OP fades in! - (Anonymous), 2009-04-13 05:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)

Re: You Can't Hide Forever 4/?


2009-04-13 01:38 am (UTC) (Link)

HOLY CRAP BATMAN! This fill is absolutely EPIC *___* So, very F5-ing.
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 4/?


2009-04-13 04:54 am (UTC) (Link)

LOL'ING at Russia
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 4/?


2009-04-13 09:06 am (UTC) (Link)

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 4/?


2009-04-13 02:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Please update soon, this fic is awesome! I love your interpretation, like what they must do in order to stay incognito, etc.
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 4/?


2009-04-13 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

So good! I'm looking forward to the continuation.
But I think the old mans part would have fit a little if the cause was implied, rather than shouting about the final solution.
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 4/?


2009-04-13 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

*fitted a little better
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Not Author!anon but...


2009-04-13 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Maybe it's just me, but I thought the Final Solution (Germany's decision to begin complete and mass extermination the Jews [forgive anon's bad paraphrasing] - was the implied cause.

As in, the man's family was killed during the time by Nazi Germany.
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Author!Anon Here!


2009-04-15 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)

I didn't want to just come out and say the Holocaust, I just chose that phrasing instead.
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 4/?


2009-04-13 04:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

wheeeeee! I think this prompt fits very well with a long fic so please go ahead and write as much as you want ^^
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You Can't Hide Forever 5/?


2009-04-14 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

On the Border of Sweden and Finland

"Fetch Hanatamago!" cried Peter happily as he threw the branch a few meters away and the small white dog bounded after it.

Berwald and Tino sat on the stairs of thier log cabin getaway watching Peter play with Hanatamago out in the melting snow. They had left their regular house to spend the early parts of spring here and watch as the land grows green again.

Tino put his head on Berwald's shoulder. "This is nice isn't it?" he said.

"Hmm. It is," replied Berwald quietly.

"I'm so glad we came up here to escape for a while. And Peter likes it, too. Nothing can run this moment for us. Nothing," said Tino as he closed his eyes...

Click Click

Tino snapped his eye open. 'What was that?' he thought. He lifted his head from Berwald's shoulder.

"Did you 'ear that?" said Berwald quietly as his hard eye scanned the area.

"It sounded like a camera," said Tino as he looked around as well. He saw nothing but Peter rolling in the melting snow with Hanatamago near the woods.

"Maybe we are just hearing things..." he finally said before relaxing. "After all no one should be around here for miles."

"Yeah, if you say so, my wife," said Berwald as he put an arm around Tino.

"Don't call me that!" cried Tino.

Click Click

"There it is again!" cried Tino as he jumped up and out of Berwalds arms. Berwald stood also.

"Maybe we should call Peter back and look around, Su-san?" asked Tino as he walked down the stairs.

"Yeah." said Berwald.

Tino turned around to called Peter back, when he saw that Peter and Hanatamago had dissapered.

"Peter? Hanatamago? Here boy!" called Tino. "Peter?! Hanatamago?!" he yelled a little louder.

He was answered with a loud cry and Peter running out of the wood with Hanatamgo in his arms. He was being chased by five people with cameras and mircophones.

"AHH! Stay away! Mommy! Daddy! Help!" he cried as he ran back to Tino and Berwald.

"Please slow down Sealand! We just want to ask you, Finland, and Sweden some questions!" said one of the reporters.

Tino and Berwald froze. "Did those people just call us by our country name?" said Tino quietly.

Berwald's face became twisted into a death glare. "Get in the house, Tino and prepare to barricade everything," said Berwald in a slow and even tone.

Suddenly a reporter with a camura popped up from the bushes right next to the stairs holding a camera.

"Please don't go yet Finland and Sweden!" said the reporter. " Sweden, please tell us why you call Finland your wife? Why did Sealand call you Mommy and Daddy? Why-Argh!"

The reporter was cut off with a cry of "ROCKET PUNCH!!" from Peter, who punched him in the face, and then jumped into Tino's arms.

"Let's get inside, now!" cried Tino as the reported neared them. Berwald grabbed Tino by the arm and dragged him inside and firmly shut and locked the door.

Tino cradled Peter in his arms as he said, "Those people knew what we were, Su-san...What do we do?"

Berwald stared at the door that was being pounded on by the reporters. "We call around. And find out who told.."
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 5/?


2009-04-14 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

oh wow this is awesome <3
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 5/? - (Anonymous), 2009-04-15 07:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)

You Can't Hide Forever 6/?


2009-04-17 12:24 am (UTC) (Link)

I shifted it over so it wouldn't get small. This is story is just in it's beginning stages. I'm also going to start posting it on my LJ at certain intervals, but it will mainly here.

Back in America

Alfred curled up in his bed trying to ignore the ringing of his house and cell phones and the crowd outside. The press was calling his home phone while the other countries were calling him and blaming him for the leak.

“DAMN IT!! I WAS ASLEEP THIS WHOLE TIME!! WHY DOESN’T ANYONE BELIEVE ME!!” he cried as he pulled his pillow over his ears. But the sounds didn’t stop.

“Screw this shit,” said Alfred as he pulled out his IPod , stuffed the ear phones in, and turned it to loud heavy metal as he sat on his bed with an annoyed pout on his face.

‘When I find out who told, I might just have to take a page out of Ivan’s books...’

In Sicily

A tomato smashed itself on the wall near a lowly mafia member’s head. He flinched when part of it hit his face.

“How dare you question your leader, you son of a bitch!” said Romano angrily as he grabbed another tomato. He felt bad for using them but he didn’t want to waste bullets on this lowly bastard. Antonio stood behind him with a nervous smile on.

“Maybe you should calm down,” suggested Antonio but he was ignored.

“B-But sir! You must understand! We just wanted to know why this secret was kept from us!” cried another member.

A tomato hit him hard in the face and sent him flying backwards.

The don cleared his throat and Romano let go of the other tomato he was going to chuck.

“It was a ‘need to know’ basis. All you needed to know that he was the overall head of this family, he and his younger twin, and they will always be the heads of this family. Since this secret is out, we must keep our activities low until this blows over. He cannot be known as Romano Vargas: Head of the Italian mafia but as Romano Vargas: South Italy and older brother to North Italy. Understand?” said the old man.

The room full of members replied, “Yes sir!”

Romano calmed down a little. “My last orders to you all are to A) Make sure my brother and that Potato Bastard are both okay and protect them. And B) FIND OUT WHO THE HELL DID THIS AND BRING THEM TO ME!!”


Francis sat on his couch in his penthouse, sipping a rich red wine. His people had taken it surprisingly well and were not freaking out like the rest of the world was. Yet.

Francis took a long sip before asking no one, “But, how long will this last?”

Bern, Switzerland

Vash shot at the ground at the feet of the nearest reporter.

“I said, LEAVE ME AND MY SISTER ALONE BEFORE I START SHOOTING TO KILL!!” yelled Vash from the front door of his home. Liechtenstein had ran from her house to his while being harassed by reporters..

“We just want to-,” started another reporter.


She was cut off by the bullet grazing her cheek and hitting the news truck behind her. It was so close that some of her hair was cut off.

“The next one is in your head,” said Vash slowly, “ Now leave.”

The reporter didn’t need to be told twice.

Somewhere in the woods of Denmark

Denmark was carefully sharpening his axe while wearing a mad smile on. He had barely escaped the slew of reporters who attacked him at his favorite fishing place. He knew that Russia was probably already on the move to find this bastard...but he wanted first lick at him.

After all, it was his day off and no one disturbs Denmark on his day off.

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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 6/?


2009-04-17 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)

I'm checking this everyday for new chapters, because I just love the idea for this! Can't wait to see who leaked the secret and the other developments.

Recaptcha: unbelief frontier, WTF?
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 6/?


2009-04-19 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)

C-continue, continue, continue pleaaaaaase DDD:
It's amazing!

anon would also like to see some Asia-tans...
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Re: You Can't Hide Forever 6/?


2009-05-30 02:22 pm (UTC) (Link)


*bookmarks this*
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The New updates are right here.


2009-06-02 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
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